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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I am not giving my name to a machine!</description><title>Laagr</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @laage)</generator><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I’m back, baby!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ZOWK0sGcbcx0qviewbawf8hf_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m back, baby!</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/46837501</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/46837501</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:33:45 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>"Mitchell came from Birmingham, England and fought Sullivan in 1883, knocking him down in the first..."</title><description>“Mitchell came from Birmingham, England and fought Sullivan in 1883, knocking him down in the first round. Their second meeting took place in 1888 on the grounds of a chateau at Chantilly, France in driving rain. It went on for more than two hours, at the end of which both men were unrecognisable and had suffered much loss of blood; neither could lift his arms to punch and the contest was considered a draw.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;From &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_L._Sullivan"&gt;the wikipedia article on John L. Sullivan&lt;/a&gt; — Both one of the finest athletes ever, and a true inspiration for every young lad.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/46536239</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/46536239</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:40:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Please, Please, Please Santa!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CYEXBTlWf_4"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CYEXBTlWf_4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Please, Please, Please Santa!</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/46292345</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/46292345</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:37:46 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Kipkay hacks a Mr. Microphone

Neat little trick! Find more...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1386024/natures_wonders.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1386024/mr_microphone_hack/"&gt;Kipkay hacks a Mr. Microphone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Neat little trick! Find &lt;a href="http://www.kipkay.com/"&gt;more instruction videos on Kip Kay’s site&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/46291699</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/46291699</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:27:23 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Twittercounter is the most depressing place on the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ZOWK0sGcbcmmswyqLHfwhESJ_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twittercounter is the most depressing place on the internet&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Even worse; it is just a matter of time before @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/pickled"&gt;pickled&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.twittercounter.com/?username=pickled"&gt;catches up to me&lt;/a&gt; …&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/45916355</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/45916355</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:05:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s on! Show me your hats!

Find/upload a picture of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ZOWK0sGcbcczyonnhI2q5NwP_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s on! Show me your hats!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Find/upload a picture of yourself—wearing a hat—on the internet and announce it on &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/"&gt;twitter.com&lt;/a&gt;, starting your tweet with “&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/home?status=I'm%20on%20the%20internets,%20wearing%20a%20hat%20"&gt;I’m on the internets, wearing a hat&lt;/a&gt;” … &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/laage/statuses/879247648"&gt;it’s on!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/45073421</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/45073421</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:16:26 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Blood and Thunder

Found via the previously mentioned whalecore...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ZOWK0sGcbc8je3lf5zrwutwg_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Blood and Thunder&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Found via the &lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/tags/whalecore"&gt;previously mentioned whalecore site&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://last.fm/"&gt;last.fm&lt;/a&gt;. I don’t know the artist, but it goes astoundingly well with &lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Mastodon/Leviathan/Blood+and+Thunder"&gt;Mastodon’s ‘Blood and Thunder’ &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/44650891</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/44650891</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:21:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Whalecore</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/tag/whalecore"&gt;Whalecore&lt;/a&gt;: Whalecore is music about whales, whaling and serious business.</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/44649594</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/44649594</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:01:21 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>"Run—Mother Fucker—Run!"</title><description>“Run—Mother Fucker—Run!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://monstro.com/2008/05/by-time-you-finish-watching-this-video.php"&gt;David&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/44625107</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/44625107</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:43:45 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>The Process

A major corporation is creating a Stop-sign. By...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kU9YeOQm3Y0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kU9YeOQm3Y0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Process&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A major corporation is creating a Stop-sign. By youtube user &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/AgencyLifer"&gt;AgencyLifer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/43295315</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/43295315</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:05:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m as mad as hell

A scene from Network (1976), regarded...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q_qgVn-Op7Q"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q_qgVn-Op7Q" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m as mad as hell&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A scene from Network (1976), regarded as &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074958/trivia"&gt;one of the most memorable quotes in movie history&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/42808047</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/42808047</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:14:45 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bert and Ernie Gangsta-Rap

M.O.P. ‘Ante Up’-Music...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/21OH0wlkfbc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/21OH0wlkfbc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bert and Ernie Gangsta-Rap&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;M.O.P. ‘Ante Up’-Music video; edited by YouTube user &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/stianhafstad"&gt;stianhafstad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/42698288</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/42698288</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:20:56 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Excerpt from the Rejected “The Dark Knight” movie script</title><description>&lt;div class="conversation"&gt;
    &lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;Alfred:&lt;/span&gt;
           So, you’re saying the JOKER is hiding here, in the Middle East?

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;General:&lt;/span&gt;
           Exactly. Then, he repurposed the AAs for a wide angle of cover reaching around back here to PPD.

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;Alfred:&lt;/span&gt;
           And then he set up an online computer defence grid?

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;General:&lt;/span&gt;
           Bingo.

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;Alfred:&lt;/span&gt;
           Well then, what do we possibly do?

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;Bruce:&lt;/span&gt;
           We hack the internet.

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;Alfred:&lt;/span&gt;
           Hack the internet?

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;Bruce:&lt;/span&gt;
           Yes, hack the internet.

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;General:&lt;/span&gt;
           No one’s ever hacked the internet before.

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;Bruce:&lt;/span&gt;
           Well, there’s a first for everything.

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;General:&lt;/span&gt;
           Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?

       &lt;/li&gt;

       &lt;li&gt;
           &lt;span class="label"&gt;Bruce:&lt;/span&gt;
           All of them
       &lt;/li&gt;   
    &lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Taken from &lt;a href="http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506"&gt;Michael Bays rejected “The Dark Knight” Script&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/41648318</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/41648318</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:21:58 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.the-editing-room.com/indianajones4.html"&gt;Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“A bunch of cars drive through the DESERT to AREA 51. HARRISON FORD’S SHADOW, then HARRISON FORD’S SHOE, then HARRISON FORD’S ARM, then HARRISON FORD’S HAT and finally HARRISON FUCKING FORD are eventually revealed.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Warning: spoilers included! Go see the movie, then read the abridged script - then see the movie again!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/39174624</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/39174624</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:09:43 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Sam Nalven’s “Eat your damn broccoli!”

Winner of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ZOWK0sGcb9z3x5bjGBRGmNKf_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sam Nalven’s “Eat your damn broccoli!”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Winner of the &lt;a href="http://colorwar2008.com/"&gt;Color Wars 2008&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://colorwar2008.com/reverse_caption"&gt;reverse captions contest&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;More intersting photos at &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/22912557@N04/"&gt;Sam Nalven’s flickr photostream&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/37604027</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/37604027</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:34:42 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Big Ideas (Don’t get any) by James Houston

Sinclair ZX...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1109226&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1109226&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1109226&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Big Ideas (Don’t get any) by James Houston&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sinclair ZX Spectrum — Guitars (rhythm &amp; lead)
Epson LX-81 Dot Matrix Printer — Drums
HP Scanjet 3c — Bass Guitar
Hard Drive array - Act as a collection of bad speakers — Vocals &amp; FX&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/37544478</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/37544478</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:54:50 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>… but you still have Zoidberg! You all still have...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ZOWK0sGcb9t8tjjk1pQz7nri_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;… but you still have Zoidberg! You all still have Zoidberg!</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/37121811</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/37121811</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:05:36 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>"javascript:(function(){var d=0;setInterval(function()..."</title><description>“javascript:(function(){var d=0;setInterval(function() {document.body.style[‘-webkit-transform’]= ‘rotate(‘+ d +’deg)’;d+=1},10)}());”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;— &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/simonw/statuses/825123672"&gt;Simon Willison&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Try taking that for a spin in &lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/safari/"&gt;Safari 3&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/36923721</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/36923721</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:24:32 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>How to do the Fishstick</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"&gt; &lt;param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=bb9785bc52&amp;photo_id=2520126443"&gt;
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&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beginners should perform the Fishstick to the tune &lt;em&gt;“Tighten Up” by Archie Bell &amp; the Drells&lt;/em&gt;. “For presentation and learning purposes, you would want [’Tighten Up’] going.” - Adam Lisagor&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Fishstick should be subtle. “Unless you’re really staring at someone doing the Fishstick, you wouldn’t know that they were dancing.” -Scott Simpson; “…the Fishstick is mostly happening in your head.” - Merlin Mann&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Performances may look like minor neurological disorders. To an untrained observer, “it might look like somebody was thinking about something…maybe trying to remember something, or that they’re having a very slight palsy.” -Merlin Mann&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;While generally done as a solo dance, the Fishstick can be performed “alone, with a study partner, or while […] waiting for something to finish cooking.” -Merlin Mann&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The “Fishstick” were invented during the podcast “&lt;a href="http://youlooknicetoday.com/"&gt;You look nice today&lt;/a&gt;”, &lt;a href="http://youlooknicetoday.com/episode/sacksminnelli-disease"&gt;Sacks-Minnelli Disease&lt;/a&gt;-episode. Transcripted by &lt;a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/15254"&gt;Chris Higgins&lt;/a&gt; (go to his site for more videos of people perfoming the fishstick)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/36252576</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/36252576</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 23:44:59 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Higgins take on Branching for IE</title><description>&lt;a href="http://higginsforpresident.net/2008/05/branching-for-ie/"&gt;Higgins take on Branching for IE&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;code&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
var newp = function(){&lt;br/&gt;
 // IE6 branch of this demo&lt;br/&gt;
 window.location.href = "http://" +&lt;br/&gt;
  (confirm("Is it 2008?") ?&lt;br/&gt;
   "webkit.org" : "mozilla.org") +&lt;br/&gt;
  "/";&lt;br/&gt;
}&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
// setup our branch launch:&lt;br/&gt;
dojo.addOnLoad((dojo.isIE &amp;&amp; dojo.isIE &lt; 7 ? newp : init));
&lt;/code&gt;</description><link>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/36233863</link><guid>http://laage.tumblr.com/post/36233863</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 20:05:02 +0200</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
