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The Dude: Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Smokey: I'm not...
Walter Sobchak: A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, he's your partner...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! [points gun in Smokey's face]
The Dude: Walter...
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Smokey: All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
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Dale Cooper: Not really.

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Professor: Not necessarily. For the dog may yet survive.
Fry: May yet? Really!?
Professor: Indeed! You see, that fossil was made of dolomite, the tough black mineral, that won't cut out when there's heat all about! By contrast, observe the lava's effect on this ice swan!
(The Professor opens a freezer door and takes an ice swan out in a pair of tongs. He holds it over the lava pit and it melts within seconds)
Professor: Of course, that would have melted even at room temperature! I just wanted to get rid of it. But had it been made of that righteous mineral dolomite, there's a slim chance it might have survived.
Fry: So Seymour might still exist?
Professor: Perhaps, for a few minutes. It's dolomite, baby!

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