If anyone ever literally fucked my brains out I’d probably start slowly singing “Daisy, Daisy/Give me your answer do/I’m half crazy/all…”
Animal Father
Hint: I fave each and every Stanley Kubrick reference I see.
Also, if you’re not following Animal Father on twitter; what is wrong with you?
Face Palm and Carry On
Parody of the british “Keep Calm and Carry On” poster. Found on the Keep Calm-o-matic.
Look at him, standing there, smug and confident, wearing the skin of a dead bird like he is Hannibal Lecter.
Rest in peace, Birdfeed.
In case you’ve wondered; I spend most of my day strolling around my apartment, just like this Russian crooner.
“I am very glad, because I’m finally back home,” sung by Edward Gil.
I’m Going to Need Your Badge and Your Gun
Lee Van Cleef
January 9, 1925 – December 16, 1989
‘Best of the Bad’
Love and Light
Go to wikipedia and read about another dead hero. The image is taken from Sergio Leone’s epic The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
My friend Panton made this using a script called Plomlombot. It pair various tweets from the people he follow on twitter, and output some interesting bastardized blurbs—If you’ve been following my twitter stream for some time you might recognize a bit of me in some of them.
Thanks to @plomlombot for the source. I think it might work better when I increase the number of tweets and filter out the Danish ones.
04:02:20: How to play Blackened by Metallica. (pardon the nosiness; but i find data visualization software fascinating)
07:53:46: Wishing all of you asked. My imaginary girlfriend broke up after our last video evening. who do you prefer?
08:31:04: “being awesome” is on the matter of zombies—I’m scared: Who am I? What have i become?
09:02:55: Last thing I do at my computer before leaving for the Roskilde Festival to put @intronaut in the lounge
09:03:55: ‘Watchmen’, it’s 162 minutes of a Nokia N900 hooked up to a famous plane http://i35.tinypic.com/6t2yy0.jpg
09:19:25: @pickled thank you, it is not a friend, it’s just a person with an icon” http://bit.ly/90CuOe
09:20:43: …you’re telling me that it is free. Me: …worst business model, evar.
09:25:41: I found that @adba had an affair with my imaginary girlfriend doesn’t follow me on this thing.
09:56:59: So, there’s such a thing as ‘too much information.’ First, let me repay you with sex.”
10:08:57: Why Twitter Will Endure - David Carr in New York Stock Exchange” -… http://tumblr.com/xkn4flwpl
10:45:07: I’m back from Phobos, we all should be able to perform a very neat party trick: 100 consecutive push ups
10:48:37: Me: “…and followers who do use the favourite function, follow so many others that I go to bed *sigh*
11:24:35: My night out hitting on ladies went extraordinarily. http://www.youtube.com/googlechromethemes
11:36:10: RT @wikileaks (via @telecomix & @intensifier) Can journalism be saved with an icon” @adba: wanna go to bed!
11:36:36: tor-resolve: go home! @pragmatk: go to the Linux User Group meeting, tonight. [cue pistols]
12:09:29: At #rf09 I got a hand injury from opening beers, so I had to correct it, one of us is doing it wrong
12:23:44: I’m making a website launch reception? official hashtag is: #fuckyeah!
12:25:08: “being awesome” is on the matter of zombies—I’m scared: Who am I? What have i become?
12:25:21: Saw my first movie in 3D yesterday. What a blast. official hashtag is: #fuckyeah!
12:32:50: Bred opbakning til forbud mod terrorsurfing - Måske vi kan få kineserne til at græde, okay? Skam dig, magrethe. #bypåskrump
12:46:19: @elneff you’re funny! funny-man! how do I listen to Ganon while doing that? “Oklahoma!”
12:55:01: #10yearsago my mother didn’t allow us to do so-Deny my card will ya?
13:01:30: after reading the “anti-sec exposure”, my conclusion is that the eco-friendly me has doubled my coffee yet!
13:04:03: just launched mariner write from the bowel of my lungs (death metal style).
13:05:42: @fafner curious which issues you encounter in mm app development? What brand of chloroform do they use?
13:24:06: Okay people, I’ve got some good old family friendly fun for you, it’s a xmas movie. Pay some goddamn attention!
13:25:44: People who do not hesitate forcing him down and rub his nose in it—He will thank you!
13:36:36: People who do not think, that Jesus came to earth, to ring the bell at the local pub in Berlin
13:46:32: Best actor ever. If I’d deliver any of the seven words you can never say on television.
14:56:47: after reading the “anti-sec exposure”, my conclusion is that the eco-friendly me has doubled my coffee yet!
14:58:12: “Google Wave real-time.” (even if you’re actually on a map; it could be about a girl in trouble.
15:24:50: @obak81 although they do their wicked “Running Man”, and their shape makes for easy hiding and smuggling into a prison
15:28:32: “being awesome” is on the matter of zombies—I’m scared: Who am I? What have i become?
15:41:58: 5 things that make my life “I’m really busy right now”, “It’s not you, it’s me”, and “but I’ve just finished eating a hamburger.
15:49:44: @kylebragger is there any news on a day with wall-to-wall TV coverage of the same ideas i have for #mixtapeyourdarlings
15:54:10: ‘Watchmen’, it’s 162 minutes of a sudden my neighbor felt an urge to tell me that it isn’t a game; it’s merely edutainment—darn!
16:07:25: At #rf09 I got a hand injury from opening beers, so I had to use my other hand. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maaloe/4093307828/
16:42:33: My imaginary gf woke me up; Apparently, when I got home the iDisk started acting up. Gentlemen, that is no way to @26c3 by train
16:57:32: I can’t seem to find a girl who can stand me for an evening. Me: “stop, stop…you had me at bacon”
17:15:51: face-gruppe med missionen “tina dicow til singstar” > http://bit.ly/65ePLq who do you prefer?
17:59:34: I found that @adba had an affair with my imaginary girlfriend doesn’t follow me on this thing.
18:00:39: putting final touches on #KNC10 application for an well educated woman with a good career.
18:05:25: #10yearsago my mother didn’t allow us to do so-Deny my card will ya?
18:25:37: Gar-den-ing. noun. When one or more persons turn everything green in a porcelain store.”
18:27:23: Overheard office chatter: “We should be able to keep a couple of brews. (true story.)
18:27:46: @MeetingBoy …and Sony Ericsson. There’s a reason I unplug the charger when I go to bed *sigh*
18:48:43: @fafner curious which issues you encounter in mm app development? Rats…
18:55:13: ”I guess that I won’t reveal the killer by shouting it out loud this time
19:22:27: When taking photos of the prints using my Sony Ericsson phone. (okay, ESPECIALLY if you’re going to die.
19:40:35: Saw my first movie in 3D yesterday. What a blast. Fincher’s made other films, already!
19:49:35: “being awesome” is on the matter of zombies—I’m scared: Who am I? What have i become?
20:01:56: @MeetingBoy …and Sony Ericsson. There’s a reason I unplug the charger when I go to bed *sigh*
20:19:04: Another from @ArsTechnica: “A look at her favstar page: http://favstar.fm/users/showedyoumine
20:19:46: @obak81 although they do their wicked “Running Man”, and their shape makes for easy hiding and smuggling into a prison
20:20:26: omg! a black guy gave a balanced argument about something that isn’t black or white. buhu… @FakeAPStylebook
20:26:52: I found that @adba had an affair with my imaginary girlfriend doesn’t follow me on this thing.
20:42:17: This might be the one they gang up on and force to “say something funny.”
20:55:17: Saw my first movie in 3D yesterday. What a blast. Rats…
20:56:40: At #rf09 I got a hand injury from opening beers, so I had to use my other hand. brb, skal lige registrere gåågle.dk
21:09:25: Shock & Denial; Pain & Guilt; brb, skal lige registrere gåågle.dk
21:26:28: In celebration of St. Patricks Day, the bird at the keyboard while i do it.
21:42:08: @Havalina !important should only be used is in the year 2154… #avatar
21:47:29: At home at the office; right move, go for a very nice evening and then party at the office. Considering that I already bought!
21:48:07: Bought a sofa. If we continue, in a garden black, by use of fire. wanna fight about it?
22:02:37: “Somehow I do not panic; 2. Rip the battery out of your iPhone;
22:18:14: face-gruppe med missionen “tina dicow til singstar” > http://bit.ly/65ePLq —The 7 Stages of web development.
22:57:58: @obak81 although they do their wicked “Running Man”, and their shape makes for easy hiding and smuggling into a prison
22:59:49: Also just made a word processor, time travelled back to now and then charged 49$ for it.
23:13:39: Social conventions: Is it deemed too passive aggressive people? Now in stunning 3D!
23:58:42: This might be the one they gang up on and force to “say something funny.”
Ethan (played by John Wayne) return to his brothers house after years served in the civil war. Shortly after, most of his family is brutally slaughtered/taken hostage by indians, and he forms a search party to rescue his captured niece.
[Reverend Clayton delivers a prayer at the Edwards’ funeral for Aaron, Martha, and Ben]
Here’s the clip, found on youtube.
Spoiler alert: they find the niece alive, but not until 5 years after the funeral. One might ask how long it would have taken if he had waited for the reverend to do his thing? Ages, I tell you, ages.
The next time you are at a funeral, try asking yourself what John Wayne do?
Accomplishments
According to favstar.fm, I’ve received my hundred fave on twitter today. Thank you people, you guys are the best.
Here’s a list of my best tweets, according to the favstar community.
@lonelysandwich said it best.
